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Marukaite Chikyuu - Scotland

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Marukaite Chikyuu - Scotland Edition


Hey, hey, faither, gies that whisky!
Hey, hey, mither! Hey, hey, mither!

I cannae forget that taste
O' the haggis I had afore!

Draw a circle, there's the Earth! Draw a circle, there's the Earth!
Draw a circle, there's the Earth! My name is Scotland~!
Draw a circle, there's the Earth! Stare a little, aye it's Earth!
I'm telling ye, it's the Earth! My name is Scotland~!

Ah, wi' just a brush stroke
A wonderful world can be seen.
It's a kilt, nae a skirt, please get it right!
Scotland~!

"Haggis isnae that bad. You ken, it's just sheep &$@*&^** stuffed and cooked in its ain &*^%%&**, that's all!!"

Draw a circle, there's the Earth! Draw a circle, there's the Earth!
Draw a circle, there's the Earth! My name is Scotland~!
Draw a circle, there's the Earth! Take a step back, it's the Earth!
Lean on back, it's the Earth! My name is Scotland~!

Ah, wi' a dram o' whisky
Ye'll taste a recipe of joy only it can bring.
"I'll drink six a day, and eight when he's visiting"
When winter comes, I better get that galley ready~!

Hey, hey, brither, pass me that bottle.
And sister, nae need fer a glass.
Och, grandfaither, peace is maist important.
Aye, wee ane, watch oot fer Kelpie.
Hey, hey faither, how's aboot a Smokie?
Hey, mither. Hey mither.
I cannae forget the taste
O' the haggis I had afore!

Draw a circle, there's the Earth! Draw a circle, there's the Earth!
Draw a circle, there's the Earth! My name is Scotland~!
Ah, wi' just a brush stroke
A wonderful world can be seen.
I'm nae wearing anything under 'it'
Scotland~!

Ah, in this world
There sleeps a recipe of joy.
The Highlands, the Lowlands and e'en the Islands tae
Smiles will be seen~!
As usual, a disclaimer.. Hetalia does not belong to me, it belongs to Himaruya-sama.

Anyway, here's my version of my headcanon of Scotland's Marukaite Chikyuu if he ever had one XD

Points to Note

* Haggis... yeah, it's not pretty when you think about how it's made. That's why in my headcanon, I was cracking up at Scotland trying to dispell the myths, but he gets censored when he tries to explain - in all the gory details - how it's made.

* Who is the identity of the person that causes Scotland to drink eight instead of six when he visits? I'll leave that up to your imagination. It's deliberately ambiguous, although I know exactly who it's referring to of course XD For anyone that needs a clue - the nation in question lives across the other side of the North Sea from Scotland~

* The 'galley' mentioned is reference to the annual Up Helly Aa festival that takes place in the Shetland Isles to mark the end of winter.

* A Kelpie is a Scottish water horse sprite/spirit that had a reputation of dragging people into lochs/lakes/streams if you were foolish enough to approach it and touch it.

* A 'Smokie' is not a cigarette or a cigar - it's reference to an Arbroath Smokie which is basically a herring fish that has been dried, cured and smoked.
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I'm during lmao XD